Things UCAS Forgot To Tell You About University - My List

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By fayehelen

I have seen the fantastic facebook group so decided to do my own just based on my time at university. (I sound such a tramp - don't tell my mother!)

  • Lectures and seminars take up 5% of your time and thought, until exam time and third year! (then you will pulling more all-nighters in the library than in a club!)
  • You will find any reason to not to go to a lecture or class a relevant one. (It's too early, it's too far, I won't learn anything anyway)
  • You will be so wrapped up in the student bubble that you have NO idea what is going on in the 'real world' until your parents phone.
  • No matter what your lecturers say - Wikipedia is the best source around. (just don't put it in your references list!)
  • You will rather clean the bathroom, wash up and tidy your room than revise or finish your essay. (our house was always the cleanest over exam time!)

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  • The people you meet on freshers week will not be the friends you go through university with - you are likely to never talk to them again.
  • Fresher's Flu lasts longer than freshers week - it's more like an ongoing thing; as soon as somebody in your house/flat/course gets it, everybody will.
  • You question whether one of your flatmates actually exists because you never see them. (soo true in my first year!)
  • Playing Sleeping Lions and having naps has never been so popular (well, since you were a toddler!)
  • You rely on a 24hour Tesco just because it's always open and closer, rather than walking 5minutes to Aldi.
  • Kitchen roll is a good substitute for a plate or bowl (and saves on the washing up)
  • Getting post makes your day.
  • Red Bull is an essential.
  • Cereal is a great evening meal.
  • Having two dinners has never been so acceptable.
  • You will become on first name terms with the guys who work at the kebab or chip shop. (Hi Jay!)
  • You become so tight that you actually go to a bar and ask 'can I have the cheapest alcoholic drink?'. Then buy it even if it's a drink you hate.

  • You cannot afford food, but still somehow find enough money for a night out.
  • You will never buy shot glasses, but steal them from different bars.
  • Stealing loo paper from home or from night clubs is somehow the norm.
  • You learn that souvenirs are not only brought back from holidays but from nights out. (My house acquired a wall full of posters, a road sign, a candle holder and a trolley over three years, don't ask me how!)
  • You think dancing at a club counts as exercise
  • You will have a drawer, space in your wardrobe, or in my case, a whole box, for fancy dress.
  • Although you wore a school uniform since you were five and prayed for the day you could wear your 'own clothes' to class, you will wear a white shirt, dark skirt and school tie to a bar (more than once whilst at uni) and LOVE every second of it.
  • You will become SO creative. Designing and making fancy dress outfits takes up more time than your degree.
  • You never get to bed until after 2am, even if you have a lecture at 9.
  • Facebook takes over your life. You spend ages flicking through people's photos from 5 years ago and stalking your ex. You will FB message or FB chat your housemates rather than walking to the next room, and will get fraped at least twice in a term!
  • You forget about TV and rely on Iplayer and YouTube.
  • You will start to appreciate the central heating and good food at home.
  • You will be homesick but in the holidays you will miss your housemates tons.
  • You can have a second family; your housemates.

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There you go; that's my UCAS forgot list!

I loved the student lifestyle, and miss it terribly now I am in the real world. 

But is the student lifestyle for you? See my hub on moving out versus staying at home to help you decide.                 Is A Student Lifestyle Worth The Debt?

To help you live comfortably and safe whilst you are there, look at my other hubs on student living:

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michael ely Level 1 Commenter 18 months ago

Hi fayehelen, That was a very entertaining read, Very funny. Also, your profile turned out to be educational as i had to look up the meaning of the term yamyam as i had never heard of it before! Cheers. Michael.

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fayehelen Hub Author 18 months ago

Hi, thanks for reading and thanks for your comment.

And yeah yamyam :) I can't help it, don't hold it against me! :P Best wishes,

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Nell Rose Level 8 Commenter 17 months ago

Hi, this sounds like so much fun! I wish I could go back and do it now! cheers nell

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fayehelen Hub Author 17 months ago

Thanks for commenting. It was so fun! Miss it all loads.

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Mark Ewbie Level 7 Commenter 17 months ago

Nice work fayehelen. I wasn't ever a student, but life as a single male was not dissimilar.

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fayehelen Hub Author 17 months ago

Hi Mark. I think anyone can relate to this after they have moved out of their parents house for the first time. Its the 'i can do what i want now' mentality i think - no rules! Anyway, thanks for reading and your comment. :)

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